April 2012
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When I say I'm not going to drink
whatshouldwecallme:
And then someone offers me tequila:
December 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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“You never fail until you stop trying.”
– Albert Einstein (via definitelydope)
August 2011
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June 2011
4 posts
You Wish Your Fortune Cookie Says →
May 2011
10 posts
Twenty Words You Should Try to Use →
…Unfortunately, I tartle all the time. I also tell jokes of the Jayus variety too much. :)
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I’m not going to thank you for turning your music down one click. It doesnt make you less of a douche. #sorryimNOTSORRY
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.amanduh.: Life lessons from my advisor... →
hmmmwhynot:
Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the…
My Facebook Addiction
Dear Friends,
I’ve finally admitted that my facebook addiction has prevented me from paying attention in class, studying, doing well in school, and just being cool during finals in general. Thus I have had my password changed and I’m afraid no amount of threats or crying will get it back until Friday at midnight.
So until then I’ll have to be addicted to my Tumblr.
Sa srdačnim...
April 2011
10 posts
Anonymous asked: I've seen your photos on flickr and you have some really great work! Why aren't you keeping up with 365?
365 Begins Today Kids
So I’ve decided I need to stop being a fair weather friend to my Digi Rebel. I’ll be starting a full year of photography riiigghht…NOW! That means one photo every day for an entire year. So you’ll be seeing at least one post from me every day…so smile :D
February 2011
13 posts
Getting Bacon Drunk
Yes. It exists. Long the subject of myths and fables, bacon flavored vodka is no longer a figment of your wildest dreams. Finally two distinctly awesome things are married as one. But at $30 a bottle you probably can’t afford to get bacon drunk all the time. As far as I’m concerned that just makes it more enjoyable.
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The Men in the Mirrors
Dear Readers,
As I was getting my daily (ok so it’s every other day) workout in at Michigan State University’s IM West, something occured to me…
Why is it that bench-pressing men feel it’s necessary to pause and stare at themselves in the mirror for five minutes between sets?
Or, if you want me to put it more simply, I’ve seen an increase in men checking themselves...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Oh the Irony →
Cool Phil,
Ya I’m talking to you you little groundhog.
Yours Truly,
Ashley B.
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Funny Things Found in my Textbook
When it comes to Strategic Planning for a PR campaign, Fraser P. Seitel definitely knows how to revamp a company. Example:
“Instill the importance of ‘chillin’.”
“Commission original research to underscore the importance of chillin.”
“Recruit topic-specific experts to discuss chillin and Frosty Frapp.”
And if you want to take it a step further...
January 2011
3 posts
I Love Wordplay
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who’s...
October 2010
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“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– Confucius
